Wishy-Washy

Since I am in a silly mood, I'm whipping up random lists.
The caffeine must be getting to me.

10 Signs You Haven't Done Your Laundry! -

1. You've finally discovered that your closet has a panel at the back.
2. You're wearing last year's Halloween costume in the middle of December.
3. You seem to be using far more perfume then you usually do. Just a bottle or two more.
4. You've unearthed the horrific relics of the '70s and claim Bell-bottomed pants are back in style. (And when they scoff at your fashion sense, you say you're a trend setter and they just don't understand avant garde!)
5. Your laundry basket weighs more than you do and you can see the pile of rotten, smelly, dirty garments at eye-level.
6. Suddenly, green cycling polyester shirts and pink ripped jeans seem to complement each other very well and you're astonished you couldn't find such a perfect matching outfit before.
7. You couldn't find any underwear; So you're not wearing any. You claim it's because you're free-spirited.
8. You're very careful with new Ketchup bottles; aiming them in the opposite direction because you can't afford to get your only pair of clean jeans stained with tomato goodness.
9. You replace your usual Dog Tag chain with a Fresh Autumn Pine Scented Air Refreshner.
10. You strongly believe that socks are overrated. And to prove your point, you go without them and wear flip-flops. Who cares if there's two inch deep snow outside?